RandomScientificCalculationsChart.pdf
Random and Useless Scientific Conversions |
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi |
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton |
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope |
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond |
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram |
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong |
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling |
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon |
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz |
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower |
Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line |
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake |
1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone |
2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles |
365.25 days = 1 unicycle |
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds |
52 cards = 1 decacards |
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton |
1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen |
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche |
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin |
10 rations = 1 decoration |
100 rations = 1 C-ration |
2 monograms = 1 diagram |
4 nickels = 2 paradigms |
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League |
1 mouthful of dirt = 1 terabyte (from Sage!) |